Vell, Zaphod’s just zis guy, you know?
        - Gag Halfrunt, "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy"

…except that I’m not Zaphod Beeblebrox.

I’m Alex.

I’m a dude on the edge of thirty living in San Diego, CA and doing all kinds of stuff that you might or might not care about. I got rid of social media a while ago and have been diligently contemplating and occasionally halfheartedly attempting to get a personal site off the ground. This is the third iteration as of late and hopefully it’ll stick! This time I won’t write reviews of forty-year-old classic rock albums and aimless technical meanderings! I’ll write things that are impressive to potential employers, paramours, and friends! I’ll SEO the living hell out of content-rich posts, contribute to the community at large, then monetize the site and retire to an underwater dieselpunk utopia!

…ahem. More realistically I have a backlog of topics I’d love to write more about and share with the world at large. Perhaps some of you will find it useful. Subscribe via RSS from the navbar and check back if something strikes your fancy!

A few notes and observations from the author:

  • Names and details are occasionally changed to protect the innocent myself from the guilty involved making my life difficult a second time over.
  • All opinions expressed herein are my own and should not be construed as those of my family, friends, employer, or anybody else.
  • Enjoy every sandwich.